Mar

3

Some Simple Math and other Random Thoughts from a Harmless Asian Bear-Mammal

March 3, 2008 | 29 Comments

I’m Better, Thanks
Like I said, it’s only in residency training where one could be happy to be sick while on vacation. I am just getting over a bout of what was probably the flu and as there is no practical way to take any time off as a resident, about the only time we can […]

Dec

13

Putting Granny Down and Other Health Care Conundrums

December 13, 2007 | 31 Comments

(I hesitate to present this article because everything in it is so indisputable to those who work in health care that I might be accused of belaboring the obvious. With this in mind I ask for the indulgence of you, oh my regular readers, who may skip this article entirely as nothing new will […]

Mar

20

Obels for Charon

March 20, 2007 | 15 Comments

Futility
On the last day of her life, your mother went on a spending spree. I intubated her at around 9AM and for the rest of the day we threw money at her, successfully keeping her alive until about dinner-time when her liver cancer finally had enough, gave us the finger, and showed us who was […]

Mar

3

A Few Random Things

March 3, 2007 | Leave a Comment

Sick as Stink
We eye each other warily, Mr. Kelso and I. His remaining leg dangles over the side of the bed as we face each other.
“So, Mr. Kelso, what brings you to see us today?”
From top to bottom Mr. Kelso is a walking pathology textbook. An impossible combination of signs, symptoms, and disease who is […]

Dec

16

Apropos of Nothing

December 16, 2006 | Leave a Comment

1100 Bucks a Month
Just from the outset, let me say that poor 70-year-old Mr. Neely was definitely being neglected and possibly being abused by his son. The first thing they told me was that his hair was so dirty and unkempt that it was like one single dreadlock. The nurses had to cut off […]

Nov

24

Dawn of the Dead

November 24, 2006 | Leave a Comment

Loaves and Fishes
The body of Mr. Dubois recedes into the shadows as the nurse turns down the lights. His family wants some time with him before he is taken wherever it is we take the bodies of those who finally exhaust our ability to reanimate them. Mr. Dubois did not go quickly or easily. […]

Oct

21

Pulmonary Consult

October 21, 2006 | Leave a Comment

Breathe
“I’m a difficult patient,” declaims Mrs. Olafsen proudly around a mouthful of Whopper with cheese. “Nobody knows what’s wrong with me.”
“Really? It certainly looks like that from your chart.” Mrs. Olafsen is gigantic. It took four nurses to get her from the stretcher to her bed. Her legs, like two scaly tree-trunks, encircle a greasy […]

Jul

29

ICU

July 29, 2006 | Leave a Comment

Waiting for a Miracle
“You understand that if your father’s heart stops we’re going to be pounding on his chest and shocking him to try to get it started,” I say to the family of Mr. Green, “there will many people in the room who you have never met inserting lines in his veins and arteries, […]